My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Never try to outdrink your dad...One night when I still lived at home, my dad decided to take me to the local pub. Now this was a proper country pub, that served lots of real ale.
We proceeded to spend the next four hours drinking pint after pint. It got to closing time and I vaguely remember getting in a taxi and going to a nightclub. That's my memory for the night gone.
Next morning I get woken up by my dad banging on my bedroom door saying "wake up I need to check your plugs"
"eh?" I uttered.
"I need to check your plugs, something keeps blowing the fuses, it's gone three times so far"
It was at that point it dawned on me, I was feeling a bit warm and damp.
I looked downwards and realised that I must have been sick in my bed at somepoint in the night and had managed to also get a large quantity on the plug socket.
Needless to say I had to make an excuse why it couldn't have been anything to do with me and that he didn't need to check my plugs.
My parents never did find out.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:31, Reply)
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