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We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!

(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Etching away..
One chistmas a friend came round with one of his christmas presenst.. a crate of different beers from the loacl brewery. So we drank them - All of them. By this time I was smashed and so was he. More friends turn up and drag me off to the pub whist the other friend (wisely) decided to go home. I have 2 pints of Guiness and try and play pool in the pub, but I can't even hit the white ball. Shorly after starting the second pint it's clear I have to vomit. I go to the toilets and chuck up for a good 20 mins.
During this time my friends are quite pissed and have left assuming I'll just go home. I emerge from vomiting to find them gone. I down the last 3/4 of my second guiness and leg it after them.
I caught up iwth them on the way to another pub, beers in hand, I drink one of the beers and decide the next pub would be a mistake.
I return home and pass out in bed
Unfortunatley I wake up an hour later with the need to vomit again heavily - which I do. Out of the first floor window of my bedroom - directly onto the conservatory glass roof :(
The next morning i have to wash my vomit off the roof with the hose - it stinks and was so concentrated that it actually etched a stain into the glass you can still see nearly 165 years later.
Stomach acid is EVIL stuff.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 16:55, Reply)

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