My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Tourist VomitJust remembered another one - out with the lads (again) - curry, pub, home. Simple plan, only it ended with 6 drunk and confused 20something blokes all trying to get back to East London - finding it easier to navigate by landmark, we spy Tower Bridge and head for that - get halfway accross only for our team leader and navigator (me) to feel an urgent need to upchuck - so over the side it went - landing on the glass roof of one of those tourist boats as it passed below.
I knew sailors liked to use language - but I'd never heard half the words the captain was shouting at me...
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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 22:08,
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