My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Redecoration VomitO.K - last one, I promise:
Short story - me and the g/f go out for expensive meal - followed by 5 bottles of expensive wine. Both of us completely sh*tfaced. Climb into bed - pass out.
Woken at 5am the next morning by the sound of her chucking up over the side of the bed.
Now - we've got a victorian house - with nicely done, original floorboards, varnished at great cost. After cleaning up her mess (hey -that's what loves all about- isn't it?) I notice the varnish on the floorboards is starting to peel. Not only that, but the corner of the ceiling in the front room developed a large, green stain where the stuff had leaked through the gaps in the floorboards and down onto the plaster.
I had to repaint the ceiling twice. She is now reminded of this event everytime she says 'Wouldn't it be nice if this room was a different colour?'.
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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 22:26,
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