My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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A few years ago..seriously fucking cold winter in Wales (-15C is bloody cold for the UK). The usual beer, vodka and brandy. Gets home and launches pavement pizza on to the doorstep. Stepped past it to get in and go to bed. No problem so far, gets up in morning (alright, about 1130). step outside on to now frozen puddle of puke, and go cartoon-style in the air, banged head and back on steps, but nothing broken - thank fuck!
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 22:32,
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