My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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All you can eat - Stand By Me styleFriends 21st birthday at an all you can eat restaurant. About 15 of us are sitting around a table eating till our stomachs hurt.
In the middle of the table sat a big square of jelly that no one could possibly fit in.
Someone covers it in salt and pepper and we all dig deep for spare change then dare one eager guest about AUS$8 to eat it.
He swallows it in two bites but it immediately comes back up- he's visibly heaving with little squirts coming out of his lips till he can hold it no more and lets loose onto his plate. This sets off the guy across from him and he pukes too and then someone else and someone else. About 6 of us puked one after the after - it was in the ice buckets, all over the table, the floor, everywhere...
Needless to say we all jumped up and legged it.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 8:36, Reply)
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