My Worst Vomit
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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a couple, i'll keep them quick.
coming home the morning after a wedding in hampshire, my girlfriend chose the spot AFTER a layby on the A3 to say 'i have to puke, right now' only option? i slow to about 50 and let her puke out of the window, vom is flying through the air and all down the side of the car. i showed all our mates when we got home too.
when i was 16 having not had a spliff in a while i met up with some old buddies for a huge session, the result was me projectile puking all over his bedroom floor, nice!
most scary was waking up after a massive stella session with puke on the pillow next to me, i was fucking terrified.
( , Tue 24 Aug 2004, 13:05, Reply)
coming home the morning after a wedding in hampshire, my girlfriend chose the spot AFTER a layby on the A3 to say 'i have to puke, right now' only option? i slow to about 50 and let her puke out of the window, vom is flying through the air and all down the side of the car. i showed all our mates when we got home too.
when i was 16 having not had a spliff in a while i met up with some old buddies for a huge session, the result was me projectile puking all over his bedroom floor, nice!
most scary was waking up after a massive stella session with puke on the pillow next to me, i was fucking terrified.
( , Tue 24 Aug 2004, 13:05, Reply)
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