My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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the worst vomitit was a friends 16th birthday, and being 16 at the time i was young and stupid. so after a weekend of solid drinking i turned up with my drinking buddy, i personally got through a bottle of archers, a half of vodka and half a bottle of imported ouzo. then i set to work on about half a case of carling. normally i'd just be out of my mind, but then the weed got broke out. i had a plentlyful amount, including buckets. this send me under no-end. to which i was handing my mobile to people at the party saying i was going to die, ring an ambulance. i chatted loads of crap about smell vibrations, then passed out. i awoke two hours later and as i was lay on my back i vomited vertically, spurting chunks into the air, to whcih gravity came a cropper and covered me in it. to which my friend whose party it was had to clean and change me. then i was lobbed outside and threw up on the grass and lay in it. what a party!
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 10:28, Reply)
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