My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Not actually my vomit...but I was vomited upon. My last year at Uni, and this 'vet student I was getting along with quite well had a few drinks and went back to her place. She then proceeded to give me oral service and I must have tickled her tonsils, 'cause she bletched into my lap. Let me tell you, that was very anticlimactic.
Eventually, I forgave her. Two years later we were married, but that's another story in itself.
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ronin9026, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:25,
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