My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
(
chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
« Go Back
army campok, so picture the scene: its Monday, the first day into a CCF army camp, and its my birthday on wednesday. I'd been off school for a total of 8 weeks this year due to ilness. So guess what happens? i get food poisoning. So on the first day of army camp i find myself sitting on an army infirmary toilet shared with two other ill-smelling people(and therefore stinking of diahorrea)and i am contributing my own foul liquid shit. when all of a sudden the urge to heave my stomach up through my mouth comes to me. well how do you refuse such a tempting offer? so on my first day of army camp,two days before my birthday, i projectile vomit AND diahorrea at the same time! the hardest thing was choosing which end to put into the toilet, and i'll leave that to your imagination,but either way,pity the nurse that had to clean it up...
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 21:23, Reply)
« Go Back