My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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vomI have been to 2 parties at a friends house. At the first one this fat guy no-one likes drank too mcuh, too fast, and ate loads of cannabis chocolate. He disappeared soon after, and was found upstairs, totally naked, passed out in the bathroom. After he was revived and dressed, he was promptly sick down the stairs. I had to help clean up, and nearly chundered myself.
The second time I drank loads of everything on hand, from Fosters to whiskey to wine to vodka. In all I made it 16 units in one misguided hour, then was apparently violently sick. All I remember is sittign up from the floor in the living room, and everything going blurry, like everything I saw from that point in the evening on in one frame of vision. Then I remember the feeling of lying on my front with somethign wet in my hair, and a friend of mine saying "Oh no you don't matey!" while hauling me upright. Then I woke up, completely fine, minaly because all the toxins in my bodyt had been voided through my mouth.
And I still pulled the girl whose house it was. :P
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 22:19, Reply)
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