My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Not really me vomitingBut Vomiting related.
When i first bought my house, loads of people used to crash after going out Friday or Saturday, and I used to do fry ups in the morning. It got to the point where people were coming round in the morning just for the fry up and I was getting pissed off with it.
I got up one morning and someone had puked in the kitchen sink. Therefore I did what was necessary to reduce the weekend breakfast bill. I cooked three massive omelettes, and put the chunks from the puke in all of them, and then put it on plates and served it.
After a couple of minutes someone asked what was in the omelette as it was quite nice, to which I replied "Who was sick in the kitchen last night?" My mate Chris sheepishly replied "Me". So I asked, "What did you have to eat on the way home?" His reply "Doner and Chips". Me "That's what's in the omelette".
Cue a mad rush to the toilet to be ill, and no one wanting breakfast for a long time
(, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 8:50, Reply)
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