My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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eye gungeAt my mate Charlotte's birthday night out I decided to pop a sneaky pill - problem was that I made the mistake of pausing for a second to allow that hideous chemical taste to work its way round my tongue...
As Charlotte was right next to me I put my hand over my mouth which effectively prevented any vomit from coming out - however my nose seemed a good bet, so I basically plastered her with nose vomit. In my attempt to cover that up as well, I ended up crying vomit out my eyes. So Charlotte, dripping with my insides on her nice new dress, walked me to the toilet (I couldn't see as my eyes were to the brim with gut custard).
Unfortunately for some reason the toilets had no toilet paper, so I had to use my t-shirt to sort myself out. I thought at that point I should probably go home...
(, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 10:26, Reply)
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