I was on the bus
when a fat kid who'd obviously been fed too many sweets (obvious from the smell) jumped up and ran to the stairs whilst barfing all over the place. He made up for it by slipping on his own sick and falling down the stairs rolling over and spewing a bitlike a Catherine wheel. It was funny and disgusting all rolled up into sweet smelling orange goo.
(GesticularDancer is sorry if my jokes been done better before, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:03, Reply)