Go on then.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:24, 1 reply)

Real men need only apply
Sorry
(BlondeBombshell Small but perfectly formed., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:28, closed)

*Fapping furiously*

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:02, closed)

The closest you'll get to having me
That's for sure.

Or was the fapping because I mentioned 'real men'?
(BlondeBombshell Small but perfectly formed., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:17, closed)

For some strange reason "BlondeBombshell" you seem to think that I want to be close to you.
That assumption is quite wrong. The fact that we are in different hemispheres is more than ok with me.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 0:13, closed)

I should have seen the signs
I'm 22 years old, petite and female.
You're just old, rotund and have what I would describe as a feminine face, receding hairline and "butch" earring.
What was I thinking? Of course you wouldn't like to be close to me.

I have a brother though...
(BlondeBombshell Small but perfectly formed., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 7:25, closed)