Ok, you ASKED for this.
SHEDULUS glanced across at GARAGETRON, it had been a long battle and no clear victor had emerged. Beads of sweat stood out on GARAGETRON's moustache, SHEDULUS found himself aroused despite everything, even his love for his fiance GAZEBOBOT forgotten in the gravitic pull of his sudden lust for GARAGETRON.
GARAGETRON noticed SHEDULUS' growing extension and found his pumps rising in response. "SHEDULUS" he growled. "I'm going to pump you so hard you'll come off your foundations."
"Do me GARAGETRON" replied SHEDULUS. "Make me your conservatory, Do me til my creosote peels."
Rounding the corner GAZEBOBOT gasped in shock at the sight before her. Quickly she drew back, her windows scarred forever by the view that she could NEVER unsee.
GARAGETRON had spotted GAZEBOBOT out of the corner of his sensor, the knowledge that she was watching only aroused him more.
to be continued.
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( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:48, 3 replies)

they're not even in my top 10 transformers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:15, closed)

You didn't even HAVE Transformers.
You had Go-Bots.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:19, closed)

And nits.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:19, closed)

:O


:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:39, closed)

Ooof.
Sick burn.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:54, closed)

how come you don't get stepped, stuj?
you're ONE OF THEM, aren't you??
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:23, closed)

I'm just too LOVELY to get stepped Sidekick.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:26, closed)

Well, that AND I got blackmail photos of all the Mods wanking over A Vagabond's dog and Giligy's imaginary parrot.
In a shed.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:29, closed)

with emvee wanking in the background, dressed as optimus prime?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:31, closed)

Nah.
he was dressed as Bumblebee.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:33, closed)

you made me do a white wee in my 1995 replica manchester united shorts stuj

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 19:43, closed)