A girl spoke to you and you have a wank about it.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:22, 1 reply)

Ah go on with you.
You're only wondering what it's like to have a girl speak to you instead of shouting "go away, I have an alarm and a can of mace".
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 0:13, closed)

I've got two daughters.
That would possibly be preferable to the utter bollocks they normally say.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 8:26, closed)

There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
(gunningforyouboy, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 12:25, closed)