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What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
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"I've just had a wank. Give me five minutes for a shower and I'll be right with you."
I dunno. Seems like an awful lot of the disappointments in qftw stories could have been solved by just explaining the situation rather than curling up into a socially inadequate snail.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 14:10, 1 reply)
True.
Pity you weren't there to advise of appropriate protocol.

Anyway, in the haze of post-cum indifference, a mug of Milo and a ciggie seemed a bit more appealing.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 14:14, closed)
I should set up some kind of helpline like those australian beach psychiatrists on the television.
Is the old swap shop number available?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 14:32, closed)
Yeah, that would help.
Got no idea what a "beach psychiatrist" is, or "swap shop number", but nonetheless, if you can channel all your efforts into helping other blokes caught in this situation, and one day, just one manages to fuck a posh junky slag, then it's all been worth it.

Go for it, I know you'll put in the hard yards. Great to see such commitment, and to think all this time, I thought you were just a sarcastic cunt. You really do care!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 14:39, closed)
I think I've found my calling.
The "how not to fail at manhood and maybe get to do some sex while we're at it" service.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 14:49, closed)
There you go!
Glad I played some small part in your new career path. Hairy chested internet dude advises blokes who wank. Full of promise, I forsee a franschise arrangement, riches and fame, and you being showered with gold.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 14:56, closed)
Or strings of desperate semen.

(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 14:59, closed)
Pearls of wisdom.

(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 15:00, closed)
Tasty salty pearls.

(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:27, closed)
Sensuous Bisto?

(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 20:49, closed)

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