Hmmm...
...sounds like someone wants to go home in an ambulance?
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:48, 2 replies)

If you carry on fucking underage girls, I daresay the local lynch mob would want a word, yes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:12, closed)

That was a long time ago...
and she'd lied about her age. I was... fuming, when I found out.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:11, closed)

Hoping she was 13?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 6:58, closed)

Err, I don't think ambulances take you home
Wouldn't your threat be more effective if you were to suggest that an ambulance might be along soon to take him to hospital?
(Figmaus, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:47, closed)

I think he meant 'taxi'.
I mean, most people would like to go home in a taxi wouldn't they? Nice of the fellow to offer, isn't it? Perhaps scat fiend nonces aren't that bad after all. Provided you aren't a shit-caked child, obv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:29, closed)