I don't enjoy onanism, auto-eroticism, loping the pony or jacking off
but to maintain a healthy prostate it is imperative to ejaculate at least once a day. The wom-n willing to oblige me sometimes don't have the stamina so occasionally I am obliged to take it manually.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 0:01, 6 replies)

So you stick your fingers up your bum?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 0:43, closed)

that's how i read it too.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 1:43, closed)

Sometimes
but not always, usually sliding the skin back and forth on the erect penis is sufficient.
My doctor told me my prostate was "nice and soft" after he stuck his finger up my bum.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 2:46, closed)

I thought you were talking about milking your prostate.
Have to be a bit of a fucking contortionist I think to do it to one-self.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 4:52, closed)

.
Had to get my prostate checked recently.

The doctor gave me the thumbs up..... still waiting for the results though.
(Barnetboy, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:39, closed)

Hahaha, I'm totally stealing this :D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:27, closed)