Fucking hell
I hope that's a photoshop - I used to think she was quite sweet, with that nose-wrinkle thing she did when she was singing....

More of a snout now.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:25, 1 reply)

Nah just FAcT
She cant do steps any more, she has a stannah.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:29, closed)

5, 6, 7, ate.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:32, closed)

One for sorrow and another one for sorrow....
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:35, closed)

She must suffer from crushing depression. A few injections of H might slim her down a bit - but I believe he came out as one of those perishing left-footers.

Came right out of the blue, that one...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:40, closed)

I know what you mean, I was lead to believe
H was for Hyper, when in reality H meant Homemaker.

You have to be very careful - Heroin is fat soluble, she would end up like a chamois.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:49, closed)

?


That would be quite the change.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:02, closed)

Certainly - Claire Richards from Steps who denied saying
"Why are we paying for all these people to come into the country anyway?" And brought us the 90s' staples of the chunky trainer, skirt on trousers.

Has totally re-branded and is currently rocking the as Internationally respected 'Liberty director Shami Chakrabarti' look.

I can see it in all the womens' weekly brain rots.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:13, closed)

She'd end up looking like Kung Fu Panda.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:23, closed)

Meth has that effect on failing stars
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Spectacular linkage - even by my poor standards

(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:00, closed)

If your links qualify for an ISBN, it's time to consider Tinyurl
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:01, closed)

I don't know what that is. I just press the buttons on the keyboard. I am not technical - the o button doesn't work very well. I don't know how to fix it.
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