WarPooflake says: Tell us your stories of conflict. From the pettiest row that got out of hand, through full blown battles involving mass brawls and destruction to your real war / army stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:55)
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You like all that superhero backstory shit, why does your dad hate you?Do you reckon he'll turn up and have a little cry at the back of your funeral when you die of lung cancer?
'Why god Why ??!!? Why was he such a prick ??????
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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Oh c'monNow you're just being as rude as the worst of /links.
FFS man!
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Frustrated by his inability to pleasure himself Rory howled unintelligibly,thrashing around and gurning like a half-dead lumpfish
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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You two should get a room and get it over with.I could even write you a script, if you'd like...
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The problem is that Rory's not allowed outside unless he's heavily sedated and under strict supervisionUnder those circumstances I doubt he'd even be able to push back
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:11,
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We'd make sweet sweet love. I could stroke your hair and whisper 'it's daddy lollipop time' whilst nudging your head towards my groinYou'd love the nostalgia of all that emvs
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:41,
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Wow!Paedo Rory porn at it's best.
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Emvee no longer speaks to his father due to the sexual abuse that he suffered from and posted about some time agoYOU CRIPPLED SPASTIC
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:10,
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Oh Rory.You slow-burning wank-cunt.
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To be fair to him, the only reason anyone would want to sleep with Roryis that his stunted, deformed little hands make their cock look massive.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:17,
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Go on.I'm listening.
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It's a text based message board, I can assure you if you're still waiting that is, that you'll hear nothing you fat spastic
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:42,
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I'd say makethat "50" but you are just so entertaining to watch.
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He's like a car crashor at least, he's like a car crashing into the special bus
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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I wrote something useful a while ago.Starring Freefair and Monty Boyce. Suffice to say, I was very bored. It's right here.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1293627
If you were so inclined, you could do a find/replace on the relevant usernames.
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