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Pooflake says: Tell us your stories of conflict. From the pettiest row that got out of hand, through full blown battles involving mass brawls and destruction to your real war / army stories.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:55)
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You raise a valid point.
But it simply couldn't be done. The plan was to release Blunt into the wild in Kosovo where he would be free to break apart the Bad Guys moral, infrastructure and sanity by strolling into enemy positions strumming along to "Goodbye my Lover", and if they were a particularly stubborn unit then a few renditions of "Wiseman" usually did the trick.
It was a fucking massacre.
203505 and half dead, and another 2 million odd driven insane. They swam themselves to New Zealand where they now live in trees.
The man should be considered a WMD, but we didn't lose that many chaps, so it was all sort of hushed up.
So what he says on the telly is true, he really did take Kosovo all by himself, we should parachute him into The Stan, it would all be over in 2 weeks.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:31, 1 reply)
OK, well I realise you're probably making at least some of this
up, but I'm really very taken by the idea of parachuting him into Afghanistan.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:11, closed)
It's all twue, thcouth honour.
But on Blunt parachuting, I'd happily chip in on hiring a C130 for the trip.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:41, closed)

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