I know, you're absolutely
right, but I'd rather remove my own spleen with a dessert spoon than do that.

I suspect it's because it reminds me of a corporate team building kind of thing, the mere thought of which makes me splutter with rage.

Suppose I'm in an oddly contradictory position - I hate people, but refuse to take the opportunity of injuring them with paintballs.
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