Water, boats and all that floatsScaryduck hasn't changed the question because he's away drinking on a boat. So.
Tell us your stories of drinking and sinking, in piddly little pedalos all the way up to that oil tanker you "borrowed" ...
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 19:34)
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A bunch of us once took a boating holiday on the Norfolk Broads...One fine afternoon, we moored at a pub for a lunchtime 'sesh'.
About an hour in, the voice of god issued forth from the ceiling proclaiming, "Would the occupants of XXX please return to their vessel as it appears to be sinking".
We found this rather funny, bound to be a wind-up, and what the hell - none of our boats were called "XXX".
Some hours later, as we merrily staggered along the tow-path, we encountered a large boat, submerged up to its roof, with four very dejected guys sitting on the bank staring at it.
Turned out it wasn't a wind-up after all.
We found this hilarious.
The guys on the bank - not so much.
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