Henly-On-Todd
Waterless rivers of fun, where going down with the ship wasn't quite so brave as the effort to drink the tinnies and make the boat.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:40, 19 replies)

i recognise almost all of those words
but have no idea what they mean in that order
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:50, closed)

Sounds like they've had a few too many 'tinnies'

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 13:01, closed)

English motherfucker, do you speak it?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 14:54, closed)

Alright boozey?
Nice to meet another sea(wo)man from the Regatta. Trust the sands were kind to you on your day - just wish I'd been older when I had my turn so I could've had a go at being a ship-wright. ;P
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:39, closed)

Wait, you speak his language?
What's he saying?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:43, closed)

Google is your friend AB.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:44, closed)

I've just tried Translate.
Turns out it doesn't know what it was.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:49, closed)

Making Rory look clever now.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:42, closed)

Look, it's not my fault if Google Translate doesn't recognise Moron as a language.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:09, closed)

The fact that I have to say this kinda frightens me (in that you appear to be unsupervised in-front of a computer).
Maybe highlighting "Henley-On-Todd" by left click & dragging and then right clicking on that text and selecting "Search with - " and selecting Google (or whichever search engine you choose) from the resulting menu might just help resolve your issue. Many browsers are setup differently so it may not be exactly as I have suggested. I'm sure you'll be able to work it out.
Maybe.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:57, closed)

Right.
But what's he actually trying to TELL US?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 7:11, closed)

If you're being serious and not just taking the piss
then there's probably not much I can do to help you.
I'm sure the local tech will be able to assist those with learning difficulties.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:03, closed)

Oh thank fuck for that, it's the OP being an unintelligible bellend, you clearly don't know what he's banging on about either.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:04, closed)

No.
You're just thick.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:23, closed)

Well come on then, what's he actually saying?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:36, closed)

See here.
b3ta.com/questions/waterboatsfloats/post1774117
EDIT: AB if you can't figure that out (with the actual link) then I think your ESL classes aren't working.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:09, closed)

So, the story is 'I drank some beer'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:21, closed)

Well done!
2 days to figure that out AB - that's got to be a new record!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:52, closed)

Well if you'd translated what he was saying in the first place...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:02, closed)