Water, boats and all that floats
Scaryduck hasn't changed the question because he's away drinking on a boat. So.
Tell us your stories of drinking and sinking, in piddly little pedalos all the way up to that oil tanker you "borrowed" ...
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I once had a shed imported by ship.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 17:09,
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I've got a ship in my shed.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:12,
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I built a ship out of sheds.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:25,
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Bindun.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:01,
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Actually looks like a beefier ver. of AB
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:42,
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You also once posted a tediously boring post in qotw.
Wait... No it wasn't just the once.
Nevermind.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:41,
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to be fair, everyone else does it
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:19,
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There's one you prepared earlier?
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:27,
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where?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:04,
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Up there.
Oh ffs micto, if you can't keep up with the rest of the class you'll have to see me after school!
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:23,
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It's vindictive, purposeless trolling like this that is killing QOTW.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:08,
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oh man, Ringofyre just totally zinged you, zinged you bad
:'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:19,
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& look who else turned up.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:24,
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you're the one that got stepped for trolling, not me
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 7:27,
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Cause you've never been a /talk troll and horrible Internet Bully ever
have you?
EDIT: Oh and nice 1 you whiney little dobber.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:57,
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I hate bullies
And didn't get you stepped.
So fuck off back to OKcupid.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:28,
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My mistake then.
You lot all look the same after a while.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:32,
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and I hardly ever post on /talk
You need to take a long, hard look at yourself. If you don't have a mirror handy just log on to OKcupid instead.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:46,
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I heard that Ringofyre thought he was anorexic because every time he looked in a mirror, he saw a fat bloke.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:45,
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I heard that Ringofyre is that ugly even his wife won't have sex with him.
So he joined OKcupid.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:42,
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No bullying going on here. Nuh uh!
Hypocrite.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 7:06,
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deleted
Because fuck knows what you did but that link went to my inbox.
And posting gazzes is very poor show, people have been stepped for less.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:29,
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It only would've shown up to you or me you muppet.
Unless someone else is logging in as you....
EDIT: Best run off to tell a mod then that I've been bullying you so horrendously.
Cause that won't show up your internet n00bness in anyway whatsoever.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:32,
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see below.
Are you this much of a nobber on purpose? You do realise that the reasons people on here laugh at you are your pomposity, lack of self-awareness and your misguidedness in assuming the mantle of moral guardian.
Nobbers like you don't like me because I'm sarcastic. Given the option, I'd rather have my reasons than yours.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:42,
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Do you honestly imagine for a second
that I care about people like you and what you think of me?
Really?
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:42,
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Nice hypocritical
ninja delete there Dizzle.
Funny how when you look bad you always delete the posts that make you look like the hypocrite you are.
Smooth.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:30,
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no, I deleted because you posted that gaz as a link
Which linked to my inbox. I'm maybe being a technology spaz here, but I want my gazbox to be only available to me. Feel free to post it back as a straight copy and paste and I'll say again what I did before:
That it's hilarious that an attempted internet adulterer pulled me up on being rude and disrespectful.
And I'm not in the habit of deleting either; once again you've mistaken me for someone else.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:38,
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Ok n00b, here goes
To see the link you would have to be logged in as either you or me. Anyone else would just get a blank "mail" screen and would have to login (as either you or me) to read any of our messages.
Trust me (I'm no dobber) I did check just after I posted the link when I was logged out, just to be sure. Rest assured I have no more wish to share my inbox with the world than you do!
As to the comment about me being an adulterer I'll again say - Glad to see you know so much more about my marriage than I do.
Congrats on being b3ta's 1st techno-phobe hypocrite btw.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:52,
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you still don't quite get it, do you?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:03,
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No u!
EDIT: This looks really shit on my portrait oriented monitor.
*scrolls down, down, down & to the right*
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:18,
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