
Scaryduck hasn't changed the question because he's away drinking on a boat. So.
Tell us your stories of drinking and sinking, in piddly little pedalos all the way up to that oil tanker you "borrowed" ...
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 19:34)
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The news put me right off me stroke. I had to get up and turn the radio off.
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:11, 1 reply)

when my wife came in, turned on the TV and told me about it, and then proceeded to watch the TV for the next two hours.
Diana: cockblocker extraordinaire.
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:30, closed)

Rolled over, probably farted, and noticed the headline on the sound-down TV. Still in the post-orgasmic glow, and still in the opening weeks a new relationship - the "non-stop shagging in every possible location" phase.
Which unfortunately means that every time "Diana - Tunnel Racer" is mentioned, I get a warm, nostalgic chubby.
Totally ruined my OBE acceptance ceremony, that did.
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:45, closed)
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