Water, boats and all that floats
Scaryduck hasn't changed the question because he's away drinking on a boat. So.
Tell us your stories of drinking and sinking, in piddly little pedalos all the way up to that oil tanker you "borrowed" ...
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 19:34)
Scaryduck hasn't changed the question because he's away drinking on a boat. So.
Tell us your stories of drinking and sinking, in piddly little pedalos all the way up to that oil tanker you "borrowed" ...
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 19:34)
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Ah, The day Di died,
The news put me right off me stroke. I had to get up and turn the radio off.
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:11, 1 reply)
The news put me right off me stroke. I had to get up and turn the radio off.
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:11, 1 reply)
I was in bed waiting to get laid
when my wife came in, turned on the TV and told me about it, and then proceeded to watch the TV for the next two hours.
Diana: cockblocker extraordinaire.
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:30, closed)
when my wife came in, turned on the TV and told me about it, and then proceeded to watch the TV for the next two hours.
Diana: cockblocker extraordinaire.
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:30, closed)
Thankfully I'd just finished.
Rolled over, probably farted, and noticed the headline on the sound-down TV. Still in the post-orgasmic glow, and still in the opening weeks a new relationship - the "non-stop shagging in every possible location" phase.
Which unfortunately means that every time "Diana - Tunnel Racer" is mentioned, I get a warm, nostalgic chubby.
Totally ruined my OBE acceptance ceremony, that did.
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:45, closed)
Rolled over, probably farted, and noticed the headline on the sound-down TV. Still in the post-orgasmic glow, and still in the opening weeks a new relationship - the "non-stop shagging in every possible location" phase.
Which unfortunately means that every time "Diana - Tunnel Racer" is mentioned, I get a warm, nostalgic chubby.
Totally ruined my OBE acceptance ceremony, that did.
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:45, closed)
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