All I can think of
is what the repercussions would have been. The bikini girls would never forgive him, the poor bastards in the back who appear to be headbutting the gunwales probably beat the shit out of him, and they all made sure that the footage ended up online.

Yup, cool indeed. Mash the throttle around like a spastic trying to wank off a dog. See how the law of inertia doesn't care about your self image as you have two girls land elbows first on your neck and kidneys. And as you piss blood for the next few days and recover from the beating those other guys gave you, revel in just how cool you are.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)