I was in Florida a couple of weeks ago
and I got 2 packs of tobacco. The guy at the till said 'Hey, it's 3 for 2 at the moment, grab another one!'.

I did, reluctantly, knowing I could only take 2 packs back into the UK.

In fact, I just left one on the plane, as I didn't want any agro with customs.

Sure enough, I got pulled. I showed the guy my two packs of tobacco, and said 'I did have three, but I left one on the plane, as I know the limit is two'.

He says 'Actually, it's one. But as you're making an effort, I'll let you go with these today'.

So I said 'Thanks, just out of interest, if I had had three, would you have let me go with those?'.

'Proabably, yes' he says.

Bugger.

Anyway, I wandered off with my 2 packs of tobacco, and the 400 Silk cut I had in my suitcase. Lol.
(username failed moderation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:31, 1 reply)

Good job he didn't find the kilo of columbian marching powder in your arse.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:14, closed)

This..
Made me lol, just a bit, but the lol was certainly present. Brilliant.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:30, closed)