The B3TA Detective AgencyUniversalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
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Detective Get Your Own Shit Back - Part II.So my Honda Accord is really a DeLorean and I didn’t just call that secondhand shop, no, I drove my Honda Accord DeLorean up the way up that junkie’s arse in some mind-bending, time/arse quantum that shrunk me up small enough that I raced past the horse in his veins and stole, YES STOLE, the weed in his jockey’s pockets (‘cos my drugs ain’t all that massif) and then casually reversed out his goatsee.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 5:45, 2 replies)
I heard he stole your dog by way of revenge.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 6:59,
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Yeah, but I then got into my Honda Accord DeLorean...(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:33, closed)
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