I found out potatoes could liquefy the hard way
...when my psychopathic, bill-dodging flatmate scarpered without emptying his food cupboard.I was forced to bug bomb the place and clean it out with rubber gloves.
But at the back, he'd also forgotten a little bag of oregano.
A very little bag. With a picture of an Uzi on the side of it.
Hmm.

Davy, if you're out there. I smoked your gear. While playing your guitar with the 'emo and proud' sticker on it better than you ever could. Then I sold the guitar. To a tramp. For a quid. He's changed the sticker to read 'hobo and proud'. He also plays it better than you ever could.

And if you've got a problem with that, you know where to find me. We'll talk about that two hundred quid you owe me, yeah?
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)