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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
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We used to have a bit of athing about who got the cream off the top of the milk on their cornflakes.
It was bad form to open a new bottle before the old one was finished, so timing was everything.
One morning I opened 3 bottles of milk, carefully drained the cream into another bottle, topped them up with normal milk and put the foil caps back on.
My older brother did his usual trick of grabbing a new bottle, and pouring it on his cornflakes. I nonchalantly grabbed my 'super milk' bottle, and did likewise.
I then told him what I'd done, with a smug grin. He punched me in the face.
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