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There was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.

Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...

(, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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weird kids - all mine, privilege granted by natural idiot magnet
Anywhere, always, if there's any sexual interest in my humble person - it will be the Mayor of Schizoburg or Deputy Mayor, since day 1, it brought me to studying clinical psychiatry later on, for self protection, so here goes:

Nursery school - the one with constantly wet pants and eating his snot, there was something in his snot, i think now, as he usually tried to kiss me after "the snack", used to steal my tights and socks and wear them, i beat him up constantly.

High School - school basketball team captain, almost twice as high as myself, use to grab me by the scruff of the neck and carry wherever he needed, usually to dark corners, where he..no, not what you thought, he was trying to throttle me, in winter he'd carry me and then pull my shirt and throw snow, then rub it onto skin. Apart from "herr sportsman" - fattest guy in school, oh, he was tender, he just hit me gently, and then ran away laughing. He also liked falling off the chair when we had yearly class picture done, every bloody year, there's a missing chair in the first row, we all know he's lying down there, reportedly he's become a diplomat and married a model.

Uni - a group of 69 girls - there are 3 boys among us, ahh, ALIENS, not normal apparently, by arrival. All mine, all shapes and sizes, the three mental musketeers. One accompanied to the classes by his mom, she also brought his lunch, then returned to pick him, ages 18-23. Other... well it's too long already and sorry for the length.
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 12:32, Reply)

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