my wierdest teacher
changed qotw on weds rather than thurs!

heh..

i didnt have any really *wierd* teachers as such, granted none of them were normal, but i do have a few stories which put them a bit out there..

firstly we had one teacher who lived a good 30 miles away, in the sticks. he got banned for drink driving.. then sacked, as he couldnt get in for 9 any more.. oops!

hmm.. second, we have the teacher who was married to another teacher (nowt unusual there) but at (apparently) the 6th form ball, she got shacked up (and preggers) from another teacher, who then wanted nowt to do with her. oops! not sure on the genuine-ness of that, but i've heard its true..

third wierd story is from a mates school - a few years back his teacher got caught in bath (~30 miles away) selling copies of the big issue at the weekend!! having a weekend job is all good (particularly on a teachers wage) but selling the big issue is a little harsh on those who are actually homeless. needless to say, she got the boot too..

my most random story is of my oold music teacher, mr wilson (ranelagh school, if any of you went there). when i was in my 3rd year, he was just retiring, and it turned out he had been there all his life - lots of old pupils there and the like. anyway - a few years later i'm up in scotland visiting a mate, and i get chatting to her dad - turns out he used to live in crowthorne, and went (back in the day) to the same school i'd attended a few years before.. the really wierd thing was that he (40 years older htan me) remembered mr wilsons first day at the school.. seems he made quite an impact on the girls by being the hot new young teacher.. guess its a small world after all


sorry for crapness of stories :P
(5lab, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:47, Reply)