Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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P.E. TeachersNot that I want to spoil anyone's fun, but before the entire board fills up with the same story we already know that all of your P.E. teachers were paedophiles. It's on the application form when they apply for the job. If they don't have a criminal record similar to Gary Glitter's then they don't get in. Fact.
Ours not only looked like Michael Barrymore's ugly stunt double but as soon as we got back into the changing rooms he would smile at us all and, rubbing his hands, say with just a hint of excitement "Right lads. Shower time!".
He would then watch us all going in and out to make sure none of us 'cheated'.
Dirty twat.
EDIT: Nearly forgot, our other P.E. teacher suspected one boy of 'cheating' and simply walking past the showers. His solution? He dragged him, naked, by the scruff of the neck back into the showers to make sure he got 'nice and wet'. He also used to call one of my mates 'Tiger'.
Grrrrr you dirty twat.
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Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Wed 9 Nov 2005, 14:58,
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