Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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proper storiesprofoundly deaf, but a great maths teacher. Only one problem - attention span of a gnat. You could ask him ANY question (eg. "Sir, I've found this image of a footbridge in Wales. It appears to be made out of slate. How is this made?") and he would go off on a tangient, meaning you could talk quietly through the corners of your mouth for the lesson and not do maths at all. This only backfired once, when he was explaining how microphones worked, and didn't see a girl trying to get his attention, who then promptly chundered all over the desks.
Mrs Small, who WAS the midget from From Russia With Love. Except a nice lady.
The French-Canadian French teacher, who kept a hockey stick in his cupboard and would smack desks with it full whack if a student pissed him off. He also once broke a window when throwing a chalk rubber.
Will put madder ones in later.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:55, Reply)
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