Have you showered boy?
I can't mention any names, or the exact school, as this story already caused major ructions on my school's message board on Friends Reunited:

We had a devout Christian PE teacher who was obsessed with personal hygeine...or maybe he was obsessed with teen boys genitals, the jury's still out on that one. Anyway, everytime he took a group for PE he would insist on everyone having a shower, even if no one had got dirty. (Fielding at Cricket was a good exmaple of not needing to shower) As it was, we'd all noticed that he was getting more obsessive over cleanliness and we also didn't like the way he'd wait for us coming out of the shower to make sure we were clean and we'd actually got wet. I'm not sure if one of the kids parents had mad a complaint, but over the coming weeks, he began to stay out of the changing rooms, but would return after 10 minutes to make sure we'd showered. Some of us got so creeped out by being naked around him that we got into the habit of just getting out hair wet, then getting dressed quickly before he re-appeared, even going ot the lengths of making sure our towels got wet so it looked like we'd got showered. We decided to take revenge one morning though...bearing in mind this man was a fully paid up god-botherer, we found a joke advert in VIZ that was basically a church by post service where you could send in money in exchange for forgiveness from God. (I seem to remember that £25 was the price for "Fiddling with Parts") We put this up on the notice board in the main entrance to the lower school (with the application form at the bottonm filled out with our pervy PE teacher's details) where he found it and went ballistic, launching into a one man crusade to find the culprits, threatening everyone in our year group with eternal damnation.

Never found out if he was a fan of Gary Glitter though.

Also at the same school...

A female RE teacher who's classroom was always steamed up due to her moistness and the fact that she was incontinent. She had a cushion that she kept on her chair which was constantly wet and smelled like a tramp's hostel.

A female supply teacher who taught Physics, royally fucked up the curriculum that she was supposed to teach then denied everything when all her pupils failed their GCSEs. Oddly enough, the school thought she was great and gave her a full-time position.

A psychotic geography teacher who's favourite trick was to pick up his pupils and throw them into the bin.

A Lesbian PE teacher who shocked everyone by switching teams and having a red-hot affair with our Headmaster. Both of them had to resign.
(The Graduate Adding to the confusion since 1974, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 20:41, Reply)