Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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R.E. Teachers (religious education just in case)My R.E. teachers were a mixed lot - the head of R.E. was a reverend who used to Fire and Brimstone his lessons - his reputataion consisted of kicking pupils down the stairs if they went "up" the "down" stairs (stupid one way system) and punching heathens.
Mr Ward wasn't wierd by very funny - he used to rub out the dots on the clock at the start of schools programs with his finger and then wind the credits with an invisible handle on the side of the tv. any questions made to pupils were addressed via a board rubber "microphone" and he lived next door to class spanner Roger Rumsey and used to mock his stench by claiming the Estee Lauder were working on a "Esu de Rumsay" as it drives the ladies wild.
The other RE teacher thought he would be funny too, but wasnt and then grew a fully fledged moses beard so he could be mocked further.
/edit - also remembered a very clever physics teacher who decided to pander to one pupils weekly request to burn something. He set him up with a bunsen burner, tongs and a stop watch, and left him for an hour and half trying to time how long it takes to set light to cotton wool*
*replace cotton wool with Rockwall insulation of the fire proof kind
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