Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Mr IrvingMr Irving always turned up late for class...
Andy Milne and another lad,were rummaging around in the class store cupboard where they found some blue carbon paper.
A fight then started to see who could make each others face more blue. Then in walks Mr Irving who just walked straight past them and into the store cupboard. He came out with a sheet of green carbon paper.
"There you go, try it with a different colour" he said as he handed it to young Mr Milne. He then went back into the cupboard to get some books for the lesson.
Then...
In walks Mr Storey, deputy head, does a double take, then booms...
"What on earth are you doing", they both stop with a sense of impending doom...
Mr Irving walks out of the cupboard and looks at them rolling on the floor and says calmly, "What have you been doing you silly boys"
Mr Storey then sent then home to clean up and Mr Irving got on with the lesson. I wonder if the deputy head ever found out the truth ?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 11:15, Reply)
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