Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Mr Mason the cat shaggerMy form tutor Mr Mason was a born again christian (and a complete cunt). He used to bring in a walkman and a loudspeaker and play hymns during registration. Cunt. On my second day at secondary school I entered the boys toilets in teaching block one (called the 'Bat Cave'???) to find a huge mural in permanent market covering the back wall describing in great detail what Mr Mason did to little kittens. I think the rumor may have started because he had poster on his classroom wall of 2 cats sitting on the piano. Kids are cruel. mr Mason was a cunt. And he shagged cats for defo. Ask anyone who attended Waltham Toll Bar between 1989 and 1994.
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