Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Mr HungateAlso known as "fat cunt bag of chips" due to the sheer volume of food he could eat at lunchtime. The poor bastard was late turning up for his lesson and was still in the staff canteen below his classroom - the class (geography) got bored after a few minutes (seconds) and started throwing things out of the window - it started off as the rocks from the display cabinets around the side of the classroom, but rapidly progressed to books, folders and chairs. Just as me, Rob and someone else I cant remember was maneouvering a desk in order to see it plummet to the ground he came running into the room. Punishment? We had to go and pick all the stuff up again.
Shortly afterwards during an exam which my brother was in he had a heart attack - the class all stood up and crowded round him chanting "die die die die die".
EDIT: oh yeah, we also used to throw money at him. Anything up to a value of 20p.
Actually he wasnt weird, but we were definitely a bunch of cunts. Sorry Mr Hungate.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 10:06, Reply)
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