Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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For those who knowAdams' Grammar in Newport. Full of teachers who were several electrons short of a noble gas structure, but two stand out:
"rodney" Jones, our sixth form tutor and occasional history teacher. Once strolled into registration 10 minutes late, walked up to the front and annouced "boys, boys. Everyone is looking for land of the golden fuck, but let me tell you, it doesn't exist" and walked out again.
"flash" newton, GCSE biology lesson ... "Boys, it says here I have to teach you about the dangers of smoking. Well I can't be arsed, so you read pages 112-115 while I fuck off and have a fag"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:48,
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