Dobbo.
This man epitomised the word BASTARD.

We hated him, but feared him. He banned the best athlete (13 years old) from our team because he turned up late. despite the fact that the kid had been talking to the headmaster.

He shouted at tiny kids and made them cry, he handed out the most Severe punishments known to child-kind, and he scared the SHIT out of us. We truly and utterly hated him.

I failed a MATHS test becuase I didn't know what a pan-galactic gargle-blaster was.

I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

He then went on to teach history. Noone learned things becuase it was fun, we learnt things because we were shit-scared of failing.

He was, without doubt, the meanest BASTARD to have ruled in a school, and in Honesty, the only person in the world that I truly hate.


He now has cancer.

Couldn't have happend to a nicer bloke.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 11 Nov 2005, 15:15, Reply)