Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Flying Rolling Pins Of TerrorPicture the scene a happy cookery lesson, what were we cooking? CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!! Of course i brought in the biggest pack of chocolate chips and had loads left over, towards the end of lesson whilst many pupils cookies were burnt to a cinder or not done ( due to fucking around and not turning the oven on) my mate says helps himself to a few of my choc chips and i hear a bellowing voice from our teacher ( miss wigley who incidentley threw a wobbly) "LEAVE THOSE ALONE THERE NOT YOURS ARE THEY"!!!!!!!! my mate said as quietly as possible "fuck off you old bitch" well she must have had ears like a fucking radar i feel a breeze past my ear, actually more like a fuckin gale as she hurled a good sized rolling pin at him ( luckily it missed) we all froze and just looked at her and slid out of the classroom.
funnily enough we never attended another cookery class teh fucking bitch
(, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 16:33, Reply)
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