Mad History Teacher
I had this mad teacher and I mean quite mad. Duing one lesson he excused himself using the excuse he had to quickly nip home to pick up his packed lunch. What he actually did was go and find the headmasters wife and bludgeon her repeatedly with a hammer to the head. He then rode his bike up to the top of a local landmark, cut his wrists and jumped off the top. Unfortunatly for him he survived though and ended up in Broadmoor with Ronnie Kray for a good few years. Heamasters wife survived as well.

Just incase this was an isolated incident I just remembered another one which happened the year before. This was a posh prep school for boys which took on weekly boarders. One night the master in charge who was a French teacher (dodgy enough already) comes home pissed and gets in to bed with one of the boys and gave his bottom a jolly good feel, before getting sacked immediatly. Funnily enough he never got prossecuted. This was the early 80s, if it had happened now he would at this very moment be getting his own bottom sorted out every time he bent over to pick up the soap in the shower in his cell block.

Oh yeah then another teacher ran off with the mothers of one of the boys when she came to pick him up. I believe he is now headmaster.

Ahhhh private education works!!!!!

Appologies to anyone complaining about the length of my penis
(Lord Turkey Boy the First The Real Turkey Boy, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 19:24, Reply)