Too many to mention
Starting with the Deaf French teacher who used to turn his hearing aid off and get us to read quietly. Those days every member of the class would get up and say individualy "Mr L you're a cunt" or something similar. at the end of which when we were all sat down he'd say "Boys there's a bit of muttering going on, keep it down"

He used to keep a brown briefcase on his desk with the lid up and used to duck behind it at regular intervals during the lesson. one day he left the room and we discovered it had been left unlocked. Its contents. 4 cans of beer (Three consumed) and a quantity of Foreign porn.

Then there was Dr J an evil tempered old git, he sounded like Ian Paisleys evil tempered older brother. his favoured technique was to hit pupils round the back of the head with his knuckles, into the hollow under the back of the skull. It was announced that he was leaving at the end of the term, and for the last week had two prefects sit in his class as guards. this worked fine till the last lesson he had with the fifth form, who explained to the two prefects that they had better leave or they were going to get hurt. then lethered the shit out of the old biggot.

There were many more, and for my sins in abusing many of these por bastards I now get to find that my friends are turning into teachers. one of which who on announcing that they were going to become a teacher was greeted with 'You? but you hate children!' and another who is the owner of www.rantingteacher.com
(ceebs, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 22:54, Reply)