Is that actually science?
My high school science teacher:

* Was given the role of teaching sex ed to us, which included:
# Asking one class who thought they would lose their virginity in high school
# Asking another class to go home, draw pictures of themselves naked, then bring them to school the next day and give the pictures to other students.
# Playing "Also Sprach Zarathustra" and asking us how it made us feel.

* Told his astronomy class about how he liked to sunbathe naked and how his wife was convinced he would develop testicular cancer.

* Spent classes talking about local school board funding decisions.

* Had a wife who's last name that resembled the name of a brand of vaginal douche and who became the art teacher

* Spent two years supposedly teaching us chemistry, in which I learned nothing, but when we got a different teacher, I picked up the basics in about a month.
( Sydney Bintstow, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 22:55, Reply)