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I have an R.E. teacher who is strangely relaxed all the time, whatever happens. I have seen psyical fights in his class, but he does nothing but sit at his desk. He shows no facial expression except a small smirk here and there, and his lessons consist of video tapes from channel five. His face looks like it has been moulded in an 8-year olds' pottery class too. I just know one day he will have a nervous break down or just implode on the vacuum of emotions inside him.

I have a teacher who is teaches both maths and PE, who is also a bouncer and often seen on the local highstreet. I no longer have him for PE or maths, but he used to tell us the stories of what happened the friday before on monday lessons. His stories included women smashing bottles over his head, pansy fights and wrestling moves.

I had a psycho form tutor once. He had good taste in music (he played the offspring BACKWARDS whenever i had a detention with him), but did not care one little bit about public safety. He used to tip bunsen burners on their sides then light them on full power instead of using the central heating in the mornings, which was fine, but it pointed at me and the person next to me sitting in front of him. It was as scary as hell (although comfortingly warm). He once smashed a clock on a pupil, and the school did nothing about it (they ack physics teacher - which he was). the person should have taken further action...

Another P.E. teacher i knew started "seeing" a history/photography teacher i know. It started on the school ski trip (everyone knew something was going on when they held hands and walked off down some back alley when we went ice skating), but they have since been spotted outside of school a few times. The history/photography teacher is married.
(ErrorCarriedForward, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 18:00, Reply)