where to start...
lets see, french teacher, mr.Ash AKA: Captain Flash. Laminates everything that isn't fast enough to escape, appears to polish his V.shiny bald spot, once had to leave a class as his face started bleeding (no joke), once told a pupil to "sort their life out" one week after his wife left him, and perhaps most memorably, before coming to the school was arrested by the KGB for trying to smuggle bibles into Russia.
Then there's the physics teacher (Doc Evans) whose degree is in chemistry, is a complete tramp, favourite saying is "not my problem" to anything implying he has to give the slightest of a damn, his trousers once 'randomly' fell down in the lesson as the string holding them up broke.
Mr.Owen, latin teacher, over 40, reportedly still lives with his mum, made himself a millionare on the stock market,has a strange affiliation with the dummies used for life-saving practice and the toy sheep in his class-room.
Our Librarian (actual name of Mrs Allen, affectionately refered to as "The Witch"), grey hair,must be at least 50, saaaaaggy tats, once asked if i had any toy guns she could borrow as she and her mister enjoy going to "conferences" dressed as characters from the Matrix...
REALLY nice physics teacher (hence no name given),bears scary resemblance to the demon headmaster, once been witnessed to say "gents" more than 100 times in a 40 min period.
funnily enough, my school's meant to be one of the best in the country...hmmm...
(asme, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 20:28, Reply)